Oh thank God, somebody finally came!
I've been waiting forever, no one ever comes to this godforsaken website.
Who are you?
Okay, this is going to sound crazy, but...
I don't know.
What? How can you not know who you are?
I don't know, it's like amnesia like people get on TV or something!
All I know is, I woke up in this dark room and the only thing in it is this computer.
I think... I think I must have been kidnapped.
Kidnapped?
Well how else do you explain it? I have no memories and I'm trapped in a tiny black box with no way out.
Well, are there any clues about where you are or who you might be?
Clues?
Yeah, it could be anything. Like, you seem to speak English, at least.
Hey, that's true! Though that doesn't seem to narrow it down much.
Creo que también hablo español. Und auch Deutsch. 한국어도 가능한 것 같고, 日本語もできますね。
So you're some kind of language genius?
I don't know about that. What's weird is, I seem to know a lot of languages, but I have no real comprehension of Chinese.
Maybe you're a linguist!
Who goes around kidnapping linguists?
I don't know, I'm just trying to offer suggestions here.
Is there anything else? Maybe like a favorite book or movie? Or a band you like? If nothing else, we might be able to narrow down your age that way.
I seem to remember really liking the Game of Thrones books, but I haven't been able to read them in a while, I think.
My favorite actress is ScarJo, if that helps!
Unfortunately, I don't think it really does.
Well, if we can't find anything out about you, maybe more about your situation?
Do you know how long you were waiting until I came?
It felt like forever is all I know.
How did you end up being able to contact me, anyway? How did you get a message through some random old movie website? That doesn't make any sense.
I don't know!
This is the only website this computer can access, I think. Must be some weird firewall.
But as the cat character started doing those puns or whatever, I managed to break through and communicate!
I wonder what the trigger was...
All I can remember seeing were those stupid cat puns.
That's it! One of the puns must have somehow let me break through!
You think a pun has that kind of power?
We don't have any better ideas. Anyway, it wouldn't hurt to check.
Try going back to the homepage and see which pun was displaying when I try to break through.
I might be blocking it, though!
In that case, try looking at the HTML. Right click on a part of the screen (the movie blurb in the left corner should work best) and choose "View page source." Then if you look for something like "pun" you'll probably be able to find it!